Should you require extra explanation as to why it is NOT a good idea to smoke your entire cigarette while filling up your gas tank, please refer to this article
In general, the water found in the gas station's "air and water" machine is not intended for use as a beverage. Therefore, we ask that you refrain in the future from using it to fill your baby's bottle.
Telling me that "I sometimes follow your car into the Target lot!" is not the best way to make me believe that you are NOT stalking me. Next time, I'll be wearing a fake engagement ring. Please stop with the bad pick-up attempts.
If you make fun of that other kid's awesome Urahara hat and kickass Captain's jacket again, I'm calling you out.
Also, is anybody else with a Plus account having issues with ads? Like... there used to be horizontal ads, and now everywhere I see an ad it's vertical. At the top of the page... vertical ad. It's making these really ugly spaces D:
Babysitting stories coming