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22 April 2009 @ 02:50 pm
Dear Idiots; an open letter  
Dear sir,
Should you require extra explanation as to why it is NOT a good idea to smoke your entire cigarette while filling up your gas tank, please refer to this article.


Dear madam,
In general, the water found in the gas station's "air and water" machine is not intended for use as a beverage. Therefore, we ask that you refrain in the future from using it to fill your baby's bottle.


Dear sir,
Telling me that "I sometimes follow your car into the Target lot!" is not the best way to make me believe that you are NOT stalking me. Next time, I'll be wearing a fake engagement ring. Please stop with the bad pick-up attempts.


Dear kid,
If you make fun of that other kid's awesome Urahara hat and kickass Captain's jacket again, I'm calling you out.



Also, is anybody else with a Plus account having issues with ads? Like... there used to be horizontal ads, and now everywhere I see an ad it's vertical. At the top of the page... vertical ad. It's making these really ugly spaces D:

Babysitting stories coming eventuallylater! :D
nitrosssnitrosss on April 22nd, 2009 11:49 pm (UTC)
Ew, I hope she didn't actually give that bottle to her baby. :(

Also, wtf, I see the gigantic ad. at the top of your journal. What did you do to it!!!
「where is reality?」xxgardenxx on April 23rd, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
I didn't see if she did or not, I saw her fill it up and screw the top on and then she jumped into her big SUV thing and drove away. :(

I didn't do or change anything! DX I don't even know who I can yell at about it, I should go spam random LJ admins or something.
"250,000 miles on a clear night in June ~": elite yankee saburo // oh nooo!jodyn on April 23rd, 2009 03:07 am (UTC)
Poor baby. D:
「where is reality?」: hiru . wtfxxgardenxx on April 23rd, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
I know ;_; And this gas station, there's a cheap grocery store literally maybe 50 steps away. She couldn't go get a bottle of like $1 water? Or even go to Starbucks, their water's free D: